Hello, my name is Bella Swan. Isnt it such a pretty name? Its supposed to make you think that Ill be a deep, beautiful, gracefully written---wait a sec, did I just say graceful? Because, as youll unfortunately find out, Im the complete opposite of graceful. Clumsiness, which is intended to be the flaw of my otherwise perfect character, plagues my pitiful, unworthy female human self for this entire series. I'll constantly remind you so that you can remember how unworthy and pathetic I am.
Anyway, Ive recently moved to live with the commoners in Forks because Im self-sacrificing and I only want my mom to be happy because Im such a wonderful person. Oh, and by the way, the sense of time will be vague to nonexistent, so just stop trying to make sense of everything that happens in this story.
ABRUPT AND CONFUSING TIME CHANGE COMMENCE.
Life in Forks turned out to be absolutely horrible. No one at school liked me! Every single guy